Random Thoughts

If you put the clowns in charge, do not be surprised if a circus breaks out.
Think it over well before you fly the A model of anything.
There are no right ways to do the wrong thing.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, do not abuse the privilege.
I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself.
Follow you dreams (except the one where you are naked in Church).
A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the butt.
A big problem with reality is that there's no background music.
If you think things cannot get worse it is because you lack sufficient imagination.
There are times when only a firearm will do.
Parents spend the first part of their childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling them to sit down and shut up.
You cannot be late until you show up.
Never turn your back on a charging turtle.
Who really loves you? Lock your significant other and your dog in the trunk of a car, come back in an hour and see who is happy to see you.
Never allow anything to be named after you until you are safely dead .
Assault is an act, not a weapon.
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Trust your mother but cut the cards anyway.
You can live for many causes, but you can only die for one. Pick that one very carefully.
God does not play dice with the universe, there is a plan. May the God of your choice bless you and good luck with that.